Go old school in the Unisex Vintage Tape SprayPaint Hoodie. The cotton/polyester blend hoodie features a large graphic print of an unraveling mix tape. The pullover hoodie has double stitching on the arm holes and the hem. Available in Grey, White, Navy Blue, Dark Gray, and Black from Zazzle for $44.95.
Poke fun at music snobs in the Unisex “I Listen to Bands That Don’t Even Exist Yet” Hoodie. The 100% cotton pullover hoodie features the title text written in a bold brown font. The hoodie hasa deep kangaroo pocket and banded cuffs. American Apparel manufactured the hoodie in a sweatshop free environment. Available in Cream in sizes XS, S, L, XL, and 2XL from TypeTees for $40.00.
Bust out your old school moves in the Unisex Easy Steps Hoodie. The 100% cotton hoodie jokingly offers instructions on how to move your feet for breakdancing. The 1 color screen print was made using plastisol ink with a chino additive for softness. The pullover hoodie has a kangaroo pocket and banded cuffs. Available in Navy in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, and 2XL from Threadless for $40.
Dress for the zombie apocalypse in the Unisex Food Chain Hoody. This 100% cotton hoodie has a graphic of the classic food pyramid with one slight tweak: zombies are now at the top of the food chain. The 5 color screen print was done using plastisol ink with a chino additive for softness. The pullover hoodie has kangaroo pockets and banded sleeves and hem. Available in Black in sizes XS, S, M, and L from Threadless for $40.00.
Get your game on in the Unisex Pac-Man Hoodie. This cotton polyester blend hoodie features an allover print of the classic arcade game Pac-Man on a black background. The print even extends all the way over the hood. The banded cuffs and hem are a contrasting solid material. This zip front style has deep side pockets. Available in Black in sizes S, M, L, and XL from Think Geek for $39.99.
You will know they just want you for your brains when you wear the Unisex Zombie Brain Hoodie. This lightweight cotton/polyester blend hoodie has a subtle gray background print reminiscent of the newspapers announcing the zombie apocalypse in horror films. The front kangaroo pocket has a bold black and white stripe style. The back bears a patch of a sneering, spattering zombie and the hood has a brainy pink lining. Available in Black in sizes S, M, L, XL and XXL from Think Geek for $49.99-$50.99.
The Unisex Meh Hoodie is the uniform for those days when you just can’t muster up any enthusiasm. This cotton/polyester blend pullover hoodie has the word “Meh” printed across it in white letters. This apathetic hoodie also has a kangaroo pocket and banded cuffs and hem. Available in Black in sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL and XXXL from Think Geek for $33.99-$35.99.
Get the head warming benefits of a hoodie without changing your shirt with the Unisex Hoodie Scarf. The hoodie scarf has a cotton flannel exterior and a cotton/spandex blend lining. The scarf features three metal buttons and the detachable hood has a drawstring. Available in One Size Fits All in four different colors of plaid: Lumberjack (red and black), Trucker (white, brown, orange and lavender), Woody (browns, mustard, mauve, white and blue) and Mary (lavender, green, yellow and brown). Get yours for $69.00 from Knuckle Down.
Prove that you’re all heart in the Unisex Rib-Heart Eco-Heather Hoodie. The rib cage graphic is hand screen-printed onto an American Apparel hoodie using gold ink. The hoodie itself is made out of eco-heather- a material that is a combination of organic cotton, recycled polyester and rayon that comes from naturally occurring polymers. The zip up hoodie has a slim fit and banded sleeves and hem. Available in Eco Black in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL and XXL from Party Bots for $51.99.